Hey, Pa!
Whoa.
You got time for a game before supper?
Go get your ball. l'll meet you out back.
Okay, Roy. Come on. l want to see some smoke on this one.
- Whoa! Okay! - Yeah!
Son, you put that in a bottle, you got something sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.
Beauty!
You got a great gift, son.
lt's as if angels came down from heaven...
and put a blessing on your three bowling digits.
You can apply everything that l've taught you about bowling...
to your daily life...
and if you do that, you're gonna be decent...
you're gonna be moral...
you're gonna be a good man.
All set, guys.
Can you believe this? Me on a professional bowling tour?
lt's your calling, son.
One day, when people say the name "Munson," they're gonna think "winner."
Just like DiMaggio is to baseball...
or "Unitas" is to football.
That's what "Munson" will be to bowling.
- That's right. - Yeah, Roy.
l hope so, Dad. l want to make you proud.
Maybe you can get this old piece of crap working...
of if you get in a pinch, maybe you'll get a couple of bucks for it.
Thanks, Dad.
- You go get 'em, son. - l will.
lt all comes down to this roll.
Roy Munson, a man-child...
with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken.
lf he strikes...
he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters champion.
He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker.
Believe me, as a bowler, l know that right about now...
your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag...
and your butt is kind of like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Do you mind? l wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Was l talking out loud?
Was l?
Sorry.
Good luck.
Big problem, my friend.
Engine blown.
Someone put sugar in your tank.
- Sugar? That's impossible. - Here! Sugar!
Maybe the bad kids around here.
How much is it gonna cost to fix?
$2,000.
$2,000! That's gonna wipe me out!
l'm sorry. Did l wake you, Fatima? Ethyl supreme. Top it off.
Right away.
Watch the door. Hey, pinhead, juice the tires for me, will you? Today?
Oh, Roy! l didn't expect to see you so soon.
Hi, Mr. McCracken.
Hey, call me "Ernie" or "Big Ern."
Young bowler like yourself...
the tour can be very difficult, very expensive.
Tanqueray and Tab.
Keep 'em coming, sweets. l got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you?
Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?
Little bad luck, like you had here today--
all your dreams can go up in smoke.
That's why even we veteran bowlers work our way, tournament to tournament.
We need the supplemental income.
- Supplemental income? - Supplemental.
lt means "extra."
- You interested? - lnterested?
Would you be interested in some extra income?
Extra income?
Want to make more money?
Why don't you go eat that outside and then come on back in?
Not you.
Do people actually bowl here?
They live here. They die here. They get their mail here.
l don't know about this.
Something doesn't seem right.
lt takes guts to say no, kid.
You got a lot of courage. l don't think l could call my mommy and daddy...
and tell them l didn't have what it takes to make it on the tour.
All right, let's get going.
Better call them before they go to sleep. Hurry up.
- All right. - Nice flip-flop. Way to go.
Two more for my young friend here.
- l got it in the nose. - Here. Take it out of that.
Say, buddy, you gonna buy the beers or the whole place?
This is just my bonus. l had a good month.
"A good month."
This punk shattered my monthly record.
l had the entire company record 21 times.
He shattered it. Look at this bonus.
What do you sell?
Dictionaries.
Yeah. Door to door.
What do you say we play a couple of games?
- Maybe 20 bucks a game? - No!
- You're not gonna bowl drunk again. - l insist.
What do you want to risk? You have everything going for you.
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
You've just shattered my record. What do you want to lose it for?
This is a Gran Torino looking at you.
Don't do it. Let's just have six, seven drinks and go.
Hey, buddy boy...
you looking for a little friendly action?
l just might know somebody to accommodate you.
Speak of the devil, and he appears. l'm gonna play the jukebox.
Yes!
- All right! - God!
He was robbed.
- Game, set, match, fellows. - Yeah.
l believe you owe us another $100.
We're not getting much mercy here tonight.
You guys have to forgive me.
You see, bowling for money-- that's my only vice.
- Here's your drink. - Thanks, sugar.
Okay, two vices.
That's still very good.
All right, let's go. Thank you for the education, gentlemen.
We've just received a PhD in stupidity. Doctor, shall we?
Give us a chance to win our money back.
Are you crazy? Padre, how much are you into us for already?
$350.
That's a landau roof and power steering down the drain.
Could be in your pocket right now. Let's go.
Double or nothing l can pick up that spare.
- l think l can do it. - That's the 6-7-10.
You'll pick up that spare the same day my hair starts falling out.
- Let's get out of here. - l can do this.
For $700? No way.
No, not for $700. What have you got here?
For $1,500. Guys?
You want some of the action?
Come on, you chickenshits. l'm good for the money. Put up my share.
Now, Mr. Big Shot, Mr. "l wear my pants high and pick up every spare...
drunk or sober."
- Come on, guys. - We'll take that bet.
Fine, my so-called friend. Take your silly little ball...
and make your silly little spare...
or miss it!
Come on, boy. Bowl!
The name's not "boy." lt's Roy.
Roy Munson.
How'd he do that?
What did l tell you?
This feels weird. Are you sure this is legal?
l don't know. lt's fun though, isn't it?
What's the sugar for, Mr. McCracken?
Didn't l tell you to call me "Ernie" or "Big Ern"?
lt's for my morning coffee.
Get out of the car, wise guy!
- What do we do? - Sometimes a bowler...
just has to face the music.
- Come on. - There you are. Let's go.
And that bowler is you.
- You're in deep shit, kid. - l don't know what l'm doing here.
Let me see that hand.
l thought l recognized...
that name.
Father, please do something.
l'm a priest like you're a dictionary salesman, you piece of shit.
Get him inside.
- Come on. - Don't do this.
What are you doing? l'll pay you back, l swear to God!
Get him up there.
Do it!
Hey, Herb. How's life?
Taking forever.
Morning, Mike.
Can you get sick drinking piss?
l think you can.
Even if it's your own?
Captain Hook!
Wait up.
l want that rent by tomorrow, or you're out of here!
l got you down for a 50-gallon drum of lane oil and a case of bowler's tape.
Every week, l tell you the same thing: We don't need nothing.
What about...
a gross of fluorescent condoms for the novelty machine in the men's room?
Those are fun even when you're alone.
- Yeah. - You get it?
- This is the hula-hoop of the '90s. - No!
We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
And you call this a bowling alley?
You stroke a hell of a ball...
but l'll bet when you're off, you leave a lot of buckets.
Excuse me?
Buckets. 3, 5, 6 and 9. lt's from coming in too light in the pocket...
and sending the head pin around the 3.
You could tell all that from seeing me throw one strike?
l didn't see it. l heard it.
Try moving a couple of boards to the left.
Would you look at that!
Sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.
How come you know so much about bowling?
Maybe this will help explain it to you.
Oh, wow. That's really something. What's that made out of?
14-karat gold.
Really? Looks like rubber.
No. The ring, not the hand.
Wow. State champion.
You state champion?
Was. lowa, '79. Name's Roy Munson.
lshmael Boorg.
You've got as powerful a stroke as l've ever seen.
You could lose a little off the backswing, but you're not bad.
- What's your average? - l don't know. 265, 270.
l've got to go.
- Bye. - Whoa! Hey, easy does it.
What's your hurry? We're just getting acquainted.
You're wasting your time. He's from way out in Brimfield.
- So? - Brimfield's an Amish community.
- He's Amish? - No fooling you.
Wait up. l want to talk to you.
About what?
You got something special.
With your talent and my knowledge, you could be a champion.
l mean that, and l know talent because l manage bowlers.
Bowling manager?
Why would a bowler need a manager?
Don't you need a coach...
a friend, a brother?
Someone who will stick by your side through thick and thin?
Someone who will be a loyal friend and never, ever...
ever turn on you...
no matter what?
l'm sorry, sir, but l'm not interested.
l hope you rot in hell, you loser!
You suck!
You don't deserve a car!
Where's the milk for the coffee?
We're all out.
Well, what do you call that in the cooler?
Well, if you want to buy some, help yourself.
but the freebies are all out.
Buy some? What, l gotta pay for mustard if l get a hotdog?
lf the freebies are out, yeah.
Can you break a 20?
Oh, and give me a box of Marlboros.
Do l gotta pay for matches?
Five, ten, here's twenty.
lf you ever need to just talk, call me.
Hey, whoa. Let me help you here.
- Come on up. - Thanks.
- Absolutely precious. - Yeah.
That will come out.
Treasure these special times.
Look at you. Coochie, coochie.
Did you burn your little fingers?
- Adorable. - Thanks.
Charge me for milk, will ya? Ya lowlife.
- Give me the pocketbook, lady. - No!
- Give me it! - Okay.
Give it back. What are you, sissy? You need a purse?
l'll slice your throat!
You burned me, you bastard!
Go ahead, you chickenshit! Run home to Mommy!
Pussy.
Here you go. You okay?
l'm fine.
That was a brave thing you did.
You are a hero.
A genuine hero.
l'm no hero. l don't even know what happened.
Nine out of ten times, l'd be running the other direction.
Oh, you know, about the rent--
Don't you worry about that.
You pay me the money whenever you get it because l know you are good for it.
- Thank you. - You're welcome. You-- thank you.
What 50? We said 25.
l deserve a little extra after getting third-degree burns on my pupils.
l didn't know you were going to use a knife. l'm just buying some time.
- l don't want to give her a coronary. - l had to make it look real.
Besides, that coffee wasn't even hot.
Now that's hot.
Where's your newspaper? l got to take a dump.
- l don't have the paper. - l need something to read.
Here. Use this shampoo.
"New and improved." l read this already. You got any of that new Mentadent?
l know how you like to drink, so l brought you some--
Why, you no-good son of a bitch!
You crazy bastard! How the hell did you get in here?
Get out!
That will be 100 now, you prick!
And don't come back!
- Munson! - Some people never learn.
You are history. l am calling the cops!
Wait. Whoa. Hey, calm down.
You have every right to be angry, okay? Just take a deep breath.
There must be some way l can work this off-- make it up to you.
Well.
Oh, stop it. lt wasn't that bad.
Oh, my little Roy toy.
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?
Guess it's all that pumpin'.
Pump and dump.
You really jarred something loose, tiger.
Oh, boy.
Got two bits of advice for you.
Number one: Forget about this bowling business and get yourself a real job.
Number two: You still owe me another month's rent.
So if l were you, l would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday.
Oh, top of the morning to you. l'm Hezakiah Munson.
l'm passing through on my way to Ohio.
Any shingling or butter churning need doing?
Lucas. You know better than that. We're waiting on your brother...
to come in from the fields.
How many children do you have, Brother Hezakiah?
None that l know of.
What l mean to say is l was--
We-- l'm unable to have children.
Nasty cheese-grating accident as a young man.
Why are you late this time, lshmael?
Sorry, Pa. l was out in the cornfield...
and the stalks were broken...
and l thought l could fix them.
Hi, Grandma.
Please meet our friend...
from Ohio, Brother Hezakiah.
Hello, lshmael.
Why did you come here?
We didn't get a chance to finish talking.
You're only going to make trouble for me.
Have a seat.
Look. My grandfather took me bowling when l was a kid.
lt was our secret.
lf anyone here found out that l went to that bowling alley...
l don't know what would happen.
There's a tournament in Reno, Nevada, in a few weeks.
The best bowlers in the country are going to be there.
With my help, l think you can beat them. You hear me?
The first prize is $1 million.
We split everything right down the middle.
No, sir. l think it's best that you go.
By tomorrow, they'll find out that you're a fraud.
We Amish demand more of ourselves.
You people work 8-hour days. We work 12.
We do whatever you people do plus a half. That's how we survive.
Believe me, keeping up is not going to be a problem.
Pa! His bed's made, but he isn't in there. He must have left.
Guess Brother Hezakiah was afraid of getting his fingers dirty.
Morning! l hope you don't mind. l got up a little early...
so l took the liberty of milking your cow.
lt took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one.
We don't have a cow.
We have a bull.
l'll brush my teeth.
Take Lucas down with the other children. Keep an eye on them for us, please.
Brother Hezekiah, come with us.
The children? l wanted to help with the barn.
You can help after lunch. Go ahead.
Grab your tools. Follow me.
l don't know how a barn-raising is done in Ohio...
but here in Pennsylvania, no one runs for the dinner bell...
in the middle of lifting a 2,000-pound wall!
Okay. All right. l mean...
Brother Thomas, you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people.
Why don't you tell us all what it says?
Well, it's against it.
Thomas can raise a barn...
but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter.
lt's okay.
He blessed you, too, and l'll give you a clue what it is.
lt's round and has three holes, and you stick your fingers into it.
You leave Rebecca out of this!
l'm talking about bowling-- your future.
Just drop it. Right now, the only future l have...
is reshoeing Buttercup.
Holy cow!
Yeah, this is Buttercup, the biggest, strongest horse in the county.
l'd like a word with you.
Okay, Pa.
Take the horse's shoes off. lshmael will be right back.
Don't be angry with your brother.
He's been under a lot of pressure dealing with those bankers.
ls everything okay?
No, son.
The community's in trouble. They're threatening to foreclose on the land.
ls there anything l can do?
Not unless you can figure out a way to come up with a half a million dollars.
There's a storm on the horizon.
l guess the angels are bowling.
Maybe they'll bring us a messenger.
Took some doing, but l finally got them off.
Where do you keep the new shoes?
What, l got a boog hanging?
Tell my parents that God spoke to me to go on a mission with Brother Munson.
lf the good Lord sees fit...
l'll be back with enough money to save the land.
Promise me that you'll be careful when you're out among the English.
Do not allow yourself to be corrupted.
Don't worry, Miss Rebecca. Your goodness gives me strength.
Nothing can make me stray.
Buckle up, my friend. You're about to embark on a great adventure.
- Smoke? - No.
No, thanks.
You really should try to quit.
They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs.
- Quickens the aging process. - ls that right?
Who's done more research on the subject...
than the good people at the American tobacco industry?
They say it's harmless. Why would they lie? lf you're dead, you can't smoke.
You get warmed up. l'll grab us a cup of coffee.
l don't drink coffee.
- Why not? - lt's a stimulant.
What do you think cigarettes are?
They are?
Make it extra-large, two sugars, lots of cream.
Lots of cream.
You all right?
lsh, what happened in there?
l don't know. l thought l played pretty good.
He's just a little better than me, that's all.
Pretty good? 186.
You lost to a club player!
That's not supposed to happen! You're carrying a 270 average!
What do you expect? l mean, you guys with your 10 frames.
What do you mean, "10 frames"?
My grandpa always taught me to bowl 15 frames.
Like l told you, we Amish do everything half again as hard as you do.
Ten frames? That's for Quakers.
- l ain't going home. - Look.
You wouldn't stand a chance against those guys.
You said l was the best prospect you'd ever seen.
You said you could make me a champion.
l've been liquored up for 17 years. My judgment's not what it once was.
Pull the car over. l want to get out of here.
- l'll drive you home. - l don't want to go home!
l want to go to Reno!
Now pull the car over. Let me out of here.
This is silly. You've only been gone a couple of days.
They'll forgive you.
Yeah, you're right.
They'll probably forgive me.
They expect me to come home with my tail between my legs, but l won't do it.
l'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere...
than lose face in front of my friends.
What did you say?
l don't want to lose face--
No, before that.
l said l'd sooner get Munsoned out here...
in the middle of nowhere.
"Munsoned"? What the hell is that?
You know. Munsoned. To be up a creek without a paddle.
To have the world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.
lt's a figure of speech.
Congratulations, my friend. You passed the test.
A true champion doesn't quit, and neither did you.
You were testing me?
A little Roy 101.
You were just testing me.
Oh, Mr. Munson. Whoa!
Hop in.
l got to watch you.
So l did good, huh?
You did great, but school's just beginning.
A bowler's two worst enemies are his eyes and his ears.
You shut these, you close those and you just feel it.
Coach, listen to this.
"English bulldog, one testicle.
$500."
For that kind of money, you'd think you'd get two testicles.
- Don't you think? - How the hell should l know?
l'm tired of all your questions.
l'm not here to teach you everything about everything in the world.
l'm here to teach you about bowling, and that's it.
Okay. Keep your shirt on.
l can figure some things out for myself.
Wait a minute. l'm going to bet?
lf we're going to make enough dough to get to Reno, we're going to bet.
You can't have it both ways.
lf you want to earn half a million dollars and save your town...
you'll have to bend the rules a little.
No way. There's no way l can bet.
lt's against my religion. l was raised to not be a gambler.
- There's no way l'm going to bet. - Hey, hey, lsh.
- No! No way! - Hey!
Listen, you stupid banana head. You don't have to bet. l'll bet for you.
Oh, that's cool.
What's the worst that could happen?
So, you two are dictionary salesmen.
You would be punctilious in assuming that.
Your buddy tells me you're the best salesman in the whole company.
You must be a smooth talker.
Yep.
You don't have to read them to sell them, you know.
So, Steve, what do you say we bowl a couple of games?
Steve?
Yo, Steve-arino.
Oh, right.
Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, hey?
But l'll lose my entire bonus check because l'm so bombed.
You get that way from ginger ale?
No, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.
l haven't heard this one in a while.
How does the rest of this hustle work?
- Nice going, De Niro. - lt's "Steve."
You want to blow the whole thing?
lf you guys want a straight-up money game, go to this address tonight.
At midnight.
And bring some money.
Wow! Look at that!
Are you all right, sir?
l'm fine. Just make sure you win.
We can't lose. lt's the centurion's faith that wins him divine favor.
Gotcha! Okay, park the shitbox and come with me.
Come on.
He seems like a real cutup, huh?
You know, Stanley...
l don't necessarily feel like we need to play for money.
- Why don't we just play for fun? - Cut the bullshit.
l know you're a hustler. Can your kid play or not?
He can play.
Fine. Then it's $1,000 a game.
Claudia, why don't you show us the way to the bowling alley?
lsn't she the most incredible woman you've ever seen?
She's hot.
And those babies are real.
Twice.
What's so funny?
l didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips...
that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children.
An open frame in the 10th. l was robbed, goddamn it!
He's got a 228. You need three strikes.
Okay? Stay focused.
Snap it. Pull that string. All right.
Now it's getting interesting, huh?
Bottom of the ninth, two-minute warning, last frame?
There's no question farmer boy's a fine bowler, but competing under pressure?
One more.
Boy, it's hot in here. l need something to cool down.
l'm sorry. Where are my manners? Does anyone else want one?
Yeah, l'll take a couple of jugs-- mugs.
Bottle. One bottle.
Don't trouble yourself, ma'am. l'll get that.
What kind do you want?
Whatever.
Here you go, sir.
- Come on, buddy. Bowl. - Yeah. l'm kind of nippy.
Yes!
What can l say? Good game. My hat's off to you.
The great Stanley got beaten by the farm boy on his own track.
Could l have a word with you in the other room, dear?
Don't you ever pull that shit with me.
What's wrong with you?
Anyway, l owe you guys a little bit of money.
Let's play another game.
Oh, no, not tonight. We got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow...
and it's a school night.
- What the hell is that? - What?
This. $100 bill wrapped in Monopoly money?
You look like you want to hit me.
We don't raise our hands in anger against others.
Well, we do!
Unbelievable! You disgrace my home...
dishonor the game by betting with money you don't even have?
You piece of garbage!
l want you to take them out back...
and make his left hand look just like his right hand!
- Oh, Mr. Munson! - What the hell? Get them!
- l got them! - Get the lights!
- l got the punk. - Where's the door?
You bald bastard, l'll gouge your eyes out, you son of a--
Ah, shit!
- Give me the keys. - Why?
Hey, nobody drives my car.
- Come on. - Wait!
Ah, shit! Look at this.
Slow down. You're going to get us all killed.
Shit!
l don't know why l did this. l don't know where l'm going...
or what l'll do when l get there.
Why couldn't this have worked out?
He hit me, the bastard, and hitting, l don't take!
Look, just calm down, all right? Take it easy. Calm.
Like the kid back there. Look how--
Pull it over.
lshmael always was a strange boy...
but he means well and we love him.
- Please bring him back home. - l will, Father.
l promise you l will not return without him.
l walked past the mall
Just like l say
And l felt this hurt that would not go home
l can't expect you all to see this my way
But you might not remember
The trees that l'd known
And l want them to bring back
My old corner store
Damn this hand!
Where do you get something like that?
Prosthetics-R-Us, aisle six. Right next to the glass eyeballs.
Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey.
You have a monkey?
Hey, handsome. How about a dance?
Yeah, well, thank you, young lovely...
but l'm a little worn out.
l wasn't asking you.
She said "hand-some," not "hand-less."
- So how about it? - l don't know how to dance.
Well, it's about time you learned.
Well, when there's things to do
And not because you gotta
When you run for love
Not because you oughta
Listen.
We appreciate your help with your boyfriend and everything, but--
You look.
l did it for the kid.
Cheap hustler like you, l don't care if they put a bullet in your head.
Oh, you care about the kid, huh?
l got a news flash for you, Mother Teresa.
Just because you spend most of your time in a missionary position...
doesn't make you a missionary.
This will work out fine.
What?
lt's better that we don't like each other, since we'll be business partners.
Checks and balances.
- Business partners? - Yeah.
That's precious.
l saw your phony roll.
You don't have enough money to get to Reno.
Why don't you just...
eat your chili fries, drink your shake...
and go blow lunch or whatever you do to keep your ass in business.
Look, Mr. Munster.
You're not exactly the smartest guy l ever ran across.
Yeah? And who are you? Alfred Einstein?
So this is rock and roll.
- l like it. - Oh, God.
- lt's my boyfriend, Skidmark. - l'd like to meet him.
l don't think you do.
Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.
lt really bites.
l know a little about this racket. l learned it the hard way.
Yeah, well, l've got stake money-- 500 bucks.
l'll tell you something else.
lshmael likes me.
l promise you, you're not his type.
Oh, l'm his type. l'm every guy's type.
You trying to pick up my woman?
You crazy or something? Come here!
She was just teaching me to dance. l didn't know how to dance.
You want to dance?
You saying you want me to dance?
No, not if you don't want to.
You're trying to move in on my squirrel.
l ought to stoot-slap your ass right now.
We're going to drill you another asshole!
You want to kiss somebody, Goldilocks? Kiss these!
Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn!
All right!
That was really heroic.
l did lsh a favor.
lf l hadn't knocked him out, those animals would've torn him apart.
-That's the thanks l get? -You didn't have to have beers with 'em.
l didn't want them to think that we were in cahoots.
You cleared that up when you rubbed Tabasco in his eyes.
Could you move that seat up so l can stretch my feet out?
Thanks.
Here. l had them wrap up your food...
'cause this is probably your last meal...
seeing as you don't have anymore money.
You're the greatest.
l just had a thought.
Seeing as how Claudia has been so kind...
to us, l thought maybe...
she could join us till she gets back on her feet.
lf l could see you, l'd kiss you.
lsn't he the best?
You're the best, Mr. Munson.
Whatcha doin'?
Flossin'.
Where'd l get Munson from?
The name's Munson. What l'm doing is flossing. This is called floss.
lt cleans your teeth. You should try it. You'll be amazed what you find.
l don't know much about life outside of Brimfield.
l was never in a car before.
l never stayed in a fancy hotel before...
never saw a man pick his nose with a hook before.
When l stop and think about it all...
it can get pretty scary.
- lt's an emergency. We got to leave. - But what are we--
- No if, ands or buts. Get moving. - l'll go get Miss Claudia.
No. Don't get Claudia. l'll explain it all later.
- Just be quiet. - Okay.
l think l tore my sack.
Are you okay?
What did l just say?
- "l think l tore my sack"? - No. "Be quiet!"
The army evacuated everybody.
Yeah. A big military train derailed...
and this whole area is in danger of being contaminated by a huge cloud of--
- Shit. - A huge cloud of shit?
Wow.
l think l smell it! Come on. Let's go.
Could we go have a little chat?
- Surely. - Great.
Hey, everybody, there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!
A $60-a-night motel room, and you're sleeping in the car?
- That makes sense. - Don't l feel like a fool?
l know what you're thinking. Let me explain.
Mommy!
You must have a really wide foot. You got both of them.
l can't believe you were going to ditch out and go to Reno without me!
l thought we were partners.
Spare me the indignant routine, all right?
You've been rubbing your tits in that kid's face since we met...
so you could steal him.
- What? - Don't give me that "What?" crap.
Half the dresses you got, you need two hairdos to wear. Admit it!
You been planning on taking him from me and leaving me. l just beat you to it.
How dare you accuse me of anything!
lsh worships you, and you've fed him bullshit to line your own pockets.
Come on. Right now.
- You and me, bud. - What--
Hey, look. Listen, lady.
l've done a lot of creepy things in my life.
l'm won't lower myself to having a fistfight with a girl.
Stop that!
Where is he?
Great.
"l thought you were my friends. Good-bye. lshmael."
l hope lshmael has enough street smarts to get to Reno by himself.
Poor guy.
He's like a baby out there.
l hope he doesn't get Munsoned out in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, shit.
You know, l didn't realize it, but we're near where l grew up.
What time are the tours to your boyhood home?
You know, it's been...
17 years since l showed my face around here.
How do l look?
You look good. Real sharp.
All right.